catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

(via seanp0donnell)

zapidos:

My little brother and I were swimming and my dad walked out and said “it’s trash day tomorrow you know what that means” and my brother looked at me dead in the eyes and said “it’s time for you to go.”

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estpolis:

people say lmao a lot nowadays but no one says rofl anymore and its weird cause back in the day rofl and lmao used to be interchangeable and if you were a risktaker youd combine them into roflmao but now everyones dropped rofl. its probably for the best but i cant help but be nostalgic.

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I’d like school a lot more if 5SOS appreciation was covered in the curriCALUM (get it like curriculum hahaha no not funny ok)

wasted-fuck:

Happy // The Maine

lamapalooza:

sir, will you please stop beatboxing and just tell me what you’d like to order

(Source: lamapalooza, via seanp0donnell)

breakburnandends:

i was so ugly in 2008 because i didnt care about my looks i cared about the jonas brothers

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antlor:

people who hate on flannel are not worth your time, you OWN that lumberjack look and chop down the haters

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